Well, my concept of a dream table is pretty simple: you take the whining mister Phil Hellmuth and four heros who will suck out on him till he goes totally crazy .

So the four guys who play with me against the guy with all his bracelets will be:

* Sammy Farha! High Stakes Poker proved that letting those two guys just play heads-up is already outstanding television.

* Gus Hansen. Well, if Philly gets Sammy off a hand, there will still be Gus Hansen behind him “thinking he should call with his overcard”

* Roland De Wolfe. This guy is prolly the European equivalent of Sammy Farha. Everybody who saw the EPT event in Dublin he won, knows where I’m talking about. If he can drive William Thorson crazy, he will definitely drive Phil Hellmuth crazy.

* Humberto Brenes. Just after Phil faced a big bad beat against Farha, Humberto will play the next hand against him and sends his shark to Phil’s stack. Can you imagine? Can’t wait to see it!

The ‘Stay Away You Nitty Nit Award’ goes to

Howard Lederer. Try to play a hand some time Howard, it really is a nice game, poker.

Submitted by Mr. Brown.

Well, my most favorite poker table isn’t really as balanced as Mr. White’s one… They basically have no associations with eachother, but that’s why it will be a funny gang to play with

1 Daniel Negreanu. Just like Mr. White and Ms. Pink, I invite Kid Poker to this game. His capabilities regarding to the game are clear and he always remains a nice guy, even after a huge bad beat.

2 Greg Raymer. Greg, I’m looking after those glasses for like 3 years now, just come to my game and tell me where I can buy them!

3 Barry Greenstein. His Ace on the River meant a lot to my own game, without it I would possibly not even play this game anymore.

4 Victor Ramdin. This guy can play poker, tries to do good for other people and is a funny guy. Welcome at my table Victor.

5 Scotty Nguyen. Be honest, drunk people are always an enrichment for every company. And especially a company sitting on a poker table. And we’ll always have fresh beers.

We would prefer it if you would stay away:

Alan Cunningham. Seriously, this guy is too good. Everybody will be depressed of losing all the chips.

Submitted by Mr. Blue

My composed poker table will be perfectly balanced, just like my play.  On one side of the table, facing me, will be…

PHIL HELLMUTH!

The best player of the world, and my greatest hero of all time, can’t be missing in this exclusive game. Besides, I have to challenge myself to get better and what’s better to accomplish this than playing against the best? That’s why I also invite this couple:

DANIEL NEGREANU and ELI ELEZRA

What would High Stakes Poker be without those two guys?? Daniel and Eli perfectly master the game and both make sense in everything they say during a game. However it’s not all about skills, and that’s why

CECILIA NORDENSTAM

will be there! Now I’m not saying she’s a bad player at all, but most of all: she’s freaking hot! So if you don’t know this Swedish lady, definitely check her out on several EPT appearances. The last seat will be occupied by…

… JAMIE GOLD

Now you didn’t expect this huh? Well somebody has to stack Cecilia because otherwise she will be gone way too early surrounded by those geniuses, and I’m sure this donkey will do this quickly.

Will be kicked out of the building:

MIKE MATUSOW

Kiddy stand-up comedy down the street Mikey!

Submitted by Mr. White

Hi there poker fanatics. We were having our weekly cashgame the other day and we were discussing the episodes of Poker After Dark where some amateur player can compose his own (shorthanded) poker table and play against these pros. Now the question rised which five players we would each invite to this ‘exclusive game’ . Besides that, we have to decide which player we absolutely don’t want to play against, for whatever which reason. I, Ms. Pink, will kick-off this round-up!

1 First of all, I would of course invite my favorite player Daniel Negreanu. Besides of being an extraordinary good player, he also always acts like a nice guy. It will be difficult to beat him, but he simply HAS to be there.

2 Because I don’t want to be all surrounded by guys, I invite the wonderful Annie Duke to my table. Just like Daniel, she looks like a really nice person and I think she’s the best female player at the moment.

3 Third person who will be at my table is the hottest guy around: Antonio Esfandiari. Maybe he can also learn me some chiptricks, or at least comment how sick this game is .

4 Maybe a little less known, but a great poker talent nevertheless: Gavin Griffin. This guy performed great on some EPT events and I would like to give him a chance to play at my table .

5 Last but not least there’s GABE KAPLAN! Well, if he’s there it has to be a funny game anyway. Whatever happens.

Not allowed to enter the room:

Sammy Farha. I’m sorry Mr. Brown, and I believe Sammy is without any doubt a nice guy, but I think I would go crazy seeing him raise me every time!!

Submitted by Ms. Pink